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Barstool Balancing Act
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So, this woman walks into a bar, takes one look at the crowded stools, and decides she's the queen of barstool parkour. I'm just waiting for the day we have an Olympic event for dodging elbows and gracefully landing on a stool.
The Limbo Limelight
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A woman walks into a bar and decides it's time for a limbo competition. She's bending backward under the imaginary bar, and we're all looking around like, Is this a tropical vacation or a pub in the suburbs? Next thing you know, we'll have a piñata at the bar.
The Invisible Drink
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A woman walks into a bar, orders a drink, and the bartender hands her an invisible cocktail. I guess it's the latest trend – low-calorie, zero carbs, and absolutely nonexistent. I tried it too; let me tell you, the aftertaste is almost non-existent.
The Lost Bartender
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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender is nowhere to be found. I'm thinking, did he finally give up on dealing with our terrible drink orders and elope with the cocktail shaker? Maybe there's a support group for bartenders who have had enough.
Mixology Mysteries
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This woman walks into a bar, and the bartender starts concocting a drink that involves a blowtorch, three types of fruit, and an umbrella. I'm thinking, Is this a cocktail or a chemistry experiment? I just wanted a simple gin and tonic, not a potion from Hogwarts.
Bar Tab Troubles
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This woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bill comes, she's staring at it like it's a complex algebra problem. I'm thinking, Lady, it's addition, not quantum physics. You had two drinks, not a financial crisis.
Exit Strategy Expert
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So, a woman walks into a bar and immediately scans the place like she's planning a covert mission. I'm thinking, Is she here for a drink or to map out the emergency exits? Maybe she knows something we don't – like the impending invasion of the dance floor.
Karaoke Conundrum
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A woman walks into a bar, sees the karaoke machine, and suddenly thinks she's the next Beyoncé. I've never heard Sweet Caroline sung with such passion and questionable vocal range. I guess the bar is her own personal American Idol audition.
Barroom Ballet
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So, a woman walks into a bar. I thought it was the beginning of a joke, but it turns out she just wanted a dance floor without a cover charge. The barman looked at her confused like, Lady, this is a pub, not 'Dancing with the Bar Stars.'
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