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I saw a woman walk into a bar with a book. A BOOK! I'm impressed; she's either here for a quiet night of literature and contemplation or trying to send a clear message that she's not interested in small talk.
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I saw a woman walk into a bar alone, and the bartender asked, "Table for one?" She replied, "No, just a drink. I'm not ready for the commitment of sitting down yet." I respect that level of independence.
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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" And she replies, "I just realized I left my phone at home." The bartender pauses and says, "Oh, you must be here for our ancient communication methods night.
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You know, I saw a woman walk into a bar the other day. She looked determined, like she had a mission. I thought, "Either she's meeting a secret agent, or she's just really committed to getting that happy hour discount.
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This woman walks into a bar, and she's carrying a plant. A plant! I'm thinking, "Is she here for a green thumb convention, or is this her way of making sure she has some fresh air in a room full of questionable decisions?
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A woman walks into a bar, sits down, and starts scrolling through her phone. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" She looks up and says, "Just looking for a good meme to share with my drink." Welcome to the modern age, where even our cocktails need a side of humor.
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A woman walks into a bar, and she's wearing sunglasses indoors. I'm thinking, "Either she's trying to be incognito or she's preparing for the intense spotlight of her non-existent paparazzi career.
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I saw a woman walk into a bar with a dog the other day. I thought, "Is this the newest trendy pet-friendly place, or did she just decide the bar scene needed a furry wingman?
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You ever notice how a woman walks into a bar and suddenly everyone becomes a body language expert? "Look at the way she approaches the counter. She's confident, must be a regular.
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