5 Jokes For Woman Walks Into A Bar

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Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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The Pick-Up Artist

Trying to use cheesy pick-up lines
I overheard a pick-up artist telling a woman at the bar, "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you." She replied, "No, but you're about to get towed.

The Jealous Girlfriend

Not liking her boyfriend talking to other women
I told my jealous girlfriend I was at the bar for a business meeting. She asked, "What business?" I said, "Brewing up excuses.

The Bartender

Dealing with a quirky customer
I told a woman at the bar a joke about construction. She didn't laugh; apparently, it was too concrete.

The Drunk Regular

Trying to impress the new woman at the bar
I asked the drunk guy at the bar if he believes in love at first sight. He said, "No, but I believe in stumbling into it after a few shots.

The Karaoke Queen

Trying to choose the perfect karaoke song
I asked the karaoke queen at the bar if she knew any rap songs. She said, "Yeah, 'Ice Ice Baby' and '99 Problems.' But right now, finding a good song is my only problem.

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