5 Jokes About Wifes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 13 2024

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The Social Media Addict

Navigating life with a spouse glued to social media
My wife asked me to take a picture of her for Instagram. I said, "Honey, we're in the middle of a romantic dinner." She replied, "Exactly, it's hashtag relationshipgoals.

The Super-Organized Wife

Coping with a super-organized wife
I asked my wife if she ever takes a break from being organized. She said, "Sure, every night at precisely 8:47, during my scheduled relaxation window.

The Forgetful Husband

Dealing with a forgetful husband
My husband is so forgetful that when I asked him to buy some bread, he came back with a toaster. I guess he figured, "Why not bring the whole bakery home?

The DIY Enthusiast

Living with a spouse who's obsessed with DIY projects
I found my wife in the garage surrounded by power tools and paint cans. She said, "I'm creating a masterpiece." I replied, "Can we start with fixing the leaky faucet first?

The Health Nut

Dealing with a spouse who's overly health-conscious
My wife bought a juicer to make healthy drinks. I told her, "Honey, I love you, but if I wanted to drink something that tasted like freshly mowed grass, I'd move to a golf course.

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