7 Jokes For Wife Complain

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Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said, 'Yes, doing the dishes and taking out the trash.
My wife told me I should embrace my wrinkles. So, I introduced her to my laundry-free jeans.
My wife says I only have two emotions: hunger and anger. She calls them 'hangry' and 'bhangry.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her.
My wife asked me if I ever feel like a failure. I told her, 'No, but I've failed at feeling like a failure.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes too. She gave me a hug and said, 'I married you, didn't I?

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