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Dad, can you put my backpack on? I'm not a back-doctor, but I'll give it a shot! 🎒💼
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Why did the father tomato turn to the baby tomato and say, 'Catch up!'? Because he wanted to see if he could 'ketchup' on their family time! 🍅
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What did the daddy spider say to his son who was spending too much time on the web? 'You need to be more social, son!' 🕷️🕸️
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I asked my dad if he knew the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman. He said, 'Snowballs!' ☃️⛄
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Dad, do you know how to put on a bra? No, I'm more of a 'supportive' dad! 👙😆
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What did the grape say to the father grape who stepped on it? 'Nothing, it just let out a little wine!' 🍇🍷
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My dad always told me, 'Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something!' 🚶♂️🤔
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Who's your daddy? Well, mine is the king of recycling jokes. He told me the same 'knock-knock' joke every day for a week. Now I just knock on his door for a laugh.
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Who's your daddy? My dad, the health guru. He tried to teach me the benefits of meditation, but all I got was a lecture on how to nap with my eyes open.
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Who's your daddy? Well, I'll tell you who my daddy is - the guy who still thinks a floppy disk is a high-tech coaster!
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Who's your daddy? Well, mine is the guy who still uses a flip phone. I asked him why, and he said, 'I miss hanging up dramatically after an argument.'
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Who's your daddy? My dad, the master of dad jokes. I asked him for his Wi-Fi password, and he said, 'WhyFi, so you can't leave the house!'
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Who's your daddy? Mine's the guy who believes he's a social media influencer. He asked me to follow him, so I did – to the grocery store, the bank, and even to the bathroom. Now that's dedication!
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Who's your daddy? My dad, the DIY expert. He fixed the broken TV with a high-five because, you know, 'it's all about connection.'
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Who's your daddy? My dad thinks emojis are some secret code. I sent him a smiley face, and he replied with, 'Is this a cry for help?'
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Who's your daddy? Mine's the guy who thinks 'Netflix and chill' means watching documentaries about igloos. He's all about that icy romance!
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