7 Jokes For Who's Your Daddy

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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I told my dad I was cold. He told me to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees. ๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
My dad told me I should invest in bonds. So, I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ฐ
I told my dad I was reading a book on anti-gravity. He said, 'It's impossible to put down!' ๐Ÿ“–๐ŸŒŒ
I told my dad I was going to run a marathon. He said, 'That's a good exercise... for the TV remote!' ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ
I asked my dad if he could put the cat out. He replied, 'I didn't know it was on fire!' ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me. ๐Ÿ‘ž
Why did the father broom give his son a stern talking to? Because he was sweeping around with the wrong crowd! ๐Ÿงน

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