5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For who's your daddy

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Trying to assert authority while dealing with memory lapses

My teenager asked, 'Who's your daddy?' I paused dramatically and said, 'I'm... uh, your... oh, I forgot. But I'm still in charge here!'

Trying to maintain authority while being protective

My child's always asking, 'Who's your daddy?' I remind them, 'The one who knows where your secret candy stash is, that's who.'

Juggling authority while being consumed by work

My kid asked, 'Who's your daddy?' I said, 'The one who's in charge until the stock market closes. Then it's bedtime.'

Balancing authority with a laid-back attitude

My kid asked, 'Who's your daddy?' I answered, 'The legend who can embarrass you in front of your friends with just one dad dance move.'

Rebellion against parental authority

I asked my dad for an increase in my allowance. He said, 'Who do you think I am?' I said, 'An ATM with a dad bod.'

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