7 Jokes For Whatever Floats Your Boat

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Updated on: Feb 28 2025

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Why did the boat go to school? It wanted to be a little ship-smart!
Why did the boat start a podcast? It had a great anchor voice!
Why did the boat go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues to float its problems away!
Why did the boat break up with the sea? It needed space – the ocean was too deep!
Why did the boat bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to go to the next level of fun!
Why was the boat blushing? It saw the ocean's bottom and got a little salty!
Why did the boat start a band? Because it had the perfect pitch!

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