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You know you're officially an adult when your idea of a wild night is choosing a different flavor of herbal tea. "Whatever floats your chamomile-infused boat" becomes your motto.
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Have you ever noticed that the phrase "whatever floats your boat" takes on a whole new meaning when you're stuck in a never-ending meeting and daydreaming about sailing away to a deserted island?
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My phone autocorrects "I'm on my way" to "I'm on my boat." I mean, if my virtual self can sail through traffic, that's definitely whatever floats my emoji boat.
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Relationships are all about compromise. My partner likes action movies, and I like romantic comedies. So, we settle for whatever floats our shared boat – a romantic action film. It's like watching explosions with a side of love.
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Dieting is like choosing a boat to navigate the sea of food options. Some people go for the lean, mean speedboat, while others opt for the slow and steady cruise liner. Me? I'm in the inflatable dinghy, hoping not to capsize in the sea of temptation. Whatever floats my low-calorie boat, right?
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You know, they say "whatever floats your boat," but have you ever tried floating a boat made entirely of adulting responsibilities? That thing would sink faster than my motivation on a Monday morning.
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I've realized that adulting is just a series of deciding what floats your boat the least. Like, do I want to pay bills or eat out this week? It's a tough choice between financial stability and tacos.
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Whatever floats your boat" is a great saying, unless you're on a date and the person starts talking about their extensive collection of toenail clippings. In that case, their boat might be sinking pretty quickly.
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Life is full of choices. Like when someone says, "You can be anything you want to be." So, naturally, I chose to be a professional napper. Hey, whatever floats my snooze-powered boat.
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