7 Jokes For What's Heavier

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Updated on: Jan 01 2025

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I asked the scale if it could talk. It said, 'Only when I'm feeling heavy, I'm a bit tongue-tied on the lighter days!
What's heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? The same, but good luck convincing your arms of that when you're carrying them!
What's heavier than a mountain? The man who's trying to carry it on his shoulders after promising his wife a romantic weekend getaway!
What's heavier than a rainbow? A cloud with too many emotions. It's having a real 'downpour'!
What's heavier than a dictionary? The silence after someone asks you to define a word and you have no idea!
What's heavier than a polar bear? A polar bear holding a chocolate cake. It's a bear necessity!
I tried to weigh my options, but they were all too heavy. Guess I'll just float through life and see where it takes me!

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