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What's heavier than a joke that falls flat? A joke that falls flat on a scale! It's a heavy burden to bear, especially for the punchline.
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Why did the smartphone start going to the gym? It wanted to improve its 'cell-f' esteem!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time! But on the bright side, I was always fashionably late.
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Why did the mathematician break up with his scale? It couldn't handle the weight of their problems!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! But when it comes to weight, they've got nothing on my post-Thanksgiving self!
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I bought a scale that lies. It told me I'm not overweight; I'm just under-tall. Well played, scale, well played!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Well, now her surprise face is the heaviest thing in the room!
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You know, I've been pondering over the eternal question: What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? And I've finally figured it out! The feathers! I mean, have you ever tried carrying the weight of what you said in an argument with your partner? That's a ton of feathers right there!
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I asked a scientist friend, What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? They said, The gravity of knowing I can't explain quantum physics in a stand-up comedy routine is much heavier.
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I was at the gym the other day, trying to impress this super fit trainer. So, I casually asked, What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? He just looked at me and said, The weight of disappointment when you skip leg day. Touche, Mr. Trainer, touche.
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I was at the airport, waiting in line, and the person in front of me was arguing with the check-in attendant about luggage limits. They asked, What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? The attendant just sighed and said, Ma'am, it doesn't matter how philosophical we get, it's still 50 pounds either way.
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You know, I overheard a couple arguing in a coffee shop about what's heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers. I chimed in and said, Well, obviously the weight of responsibility when your friend asks you to help them move, and you suddenly have plans.
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I asked Siri, What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? Siri replied, The weight of confusion when I'm asked philosophical questions instead of directions to the nearest coffee shop. Siri's got sass, folks.
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So, I asked my dad, What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? He gave me the classic dad response, The silence that follows after you tell a bad joke. That's the heaviest.
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You ever pondered late at night, lying in bed, thinking, What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? Then you realize the heaviest thing is the feeling of regret after finishing a whole series in a single night and realizing you have work the next day.
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You ever have one of those moments where you're staring at a pile of paperwork, wondering what's heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? Let me tell you, it's the weight of procrastination that crushes you regardless of the material.
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