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You ever pick up a book thinking it'll be light reading, but it ends up feeling like you're lifting the Encyclopedia Britannica? Why do the most interesting books have to be the heaviest?
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You ever wonder what's heavier: the groceries you carry up three flights of stairs, or the guilt of deciding to skip the gym today?
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Have you ever tried holding onto a grudge? That's a heavyweight championship bout right there. You think lifting weights is tough? Try carrying around resentment from 5 years ago.
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What's heavier than a teenager's backpack? Their emotional baggage after they've been grounded for sneaking out past curfew.
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You ever try to lift a suitcase at the airport, and it feels like it's filled with bricks? But when you open it, it's just your aunt's collection of souvenir spoons. Why are spoons so deceivingly heavy?
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You know what's heavier than it looks? A full inbox on a Monday morning. It's like carrying the weight of the world, one unread email at a time.
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Ever held a secret that feels like it's just too much to bear? It's like carrying around a grand piano in a backpack, hoping no one asks, "What's that tune you're humming?
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You know what's heavier than the rain on a bad hair day? The regret of not checking the weather forecast before leaving home with that new hairstyle.
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Ever held two thoughts in your mind? One is "Should I go to the gym?" and the other is "But this couch feels so comfortable." Trust me, that debate weighs heavier than any dumbbell.
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