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You ever notice that the guy with no arms always wins at charades? I mean, come on, he's practically playing on hard mode. It's like he has a secret advantage in the game – the ultimate mime master.
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So, I asked the guy with no arms if he ever gets bored. He said, "Nope, I've got a hands-free approach to life!" I guess he's living the ultimate wireless experience.
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So, what do you call a guy with no arms who's a chef? A "handless cook," of course. I mean, forget about chopping vegetables; this guy is a wizard at slicing through awkward social situations.
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I saw a guy with no arms at the gym the other day. He was on the treadmill, running like he was in a race against his own shadow. I thought, "Wow, this guy's got more determination than I do, and I have all my limbs!
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I met a guy with no arms the other day, and he was complaining about not being able to high-five anyone. I told him, "Look on the bright side, buddy – you're unbeatable at rock-paper-scissors!
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Ever wonder what a guy with no arms calls his autobiography? "A Twist in My Tale." Because, you know, his life has a different kind of plot twist.
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I asked my friend what he would do if he woke up with no arms tomorrow. He said, "I guess I'll have to embrace change!" Well, I guess he won't be hugging anyone anytime soon.
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You know, I was wondering, what do you call a guy with no arms? I mean, really, we need to come up with a term for that. I suggest "manual override" because, let's face it, life without arms is like navigating with a broken GPS – you're constantly trying to reroute!
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I met a guy with no arms who told me he's taking up painting. I thought, "That's interesting, how do you hold the brush?" He said, "I use my feet." I was impressed until I realized I struggle to paint a straight line with both hands!
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