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In the gastronomic city of Culinaryburg, Chef Pierre was renowned for his culinary prowess. One day, disaster struck when he lost both his arms in a particularly intense cooking mishap. Undeterred, Chef Pierre embraced the challenge, transforming his kitchen into a symphony of flavors conducted with his toes. The town, amazed at his culinary acrobatics, couldn't help but wonder, "What do you call a guy with no arms?" Word spread, and soon a food critic arrived to review Chef Pierre's creations. With a raised eyebrow, the critic asked the question on everyone's mind. Smiling, Chef Pierre replied, "A chef who really knows how to put his foot in it!" The critic, initially skeptical, found himself savoring the most delicious dishes of his career. Chef Pierre's armless culinary adventure had turned him into a sensation, proving that a pinch of humor could enhance any recipe.
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In the quaint village of Quipsville, there lived a handyman named Bob. Known for his skills with tools and his penchant for puns, Bob was a favorite among the locals. One day, as he was fixing a fence, a curious child asked, "What do you call a guy with no arms?" Bob, always ready for a quip, replied, "A handyman without a handle on life!" As Bob continued his repairs, he accidentally dropped his toolbox, scattering tools in all directions. Unfazed, he began to juggle the tools using his feet with surprising agility. The onlookers, initially concerned, soon found themselves in stitches. Bob's impromptu juggling act turned a routine repair into a sidesplitting spectacle. The village soon adopted a new saying: "When life gives you no arms, juggle with your feet!" Bob, the armless handyman, had unwittingly become the village's most entertaining performer.
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Once upon a time in the quirky town of Wordplayville, there was a gathering of intellectuals at the Annual Pun Symposium. Attendees were buzzing with excitement, eagerly awaiting the arrival of the renowned wordplay maestro, Mr. Webster. As he strolled in, a hushed murmur spread through the crowd. Right on cue, his loyal friend, Tom, joined him. Tom was known for his quick wit, though some might say he was a bit "armless" in social situations. During Mr. Webster's keynote speech, he posed a puzzling question to the audience, "What do you call a guy with no arms?" The room fell silent, pondering the riddle. Suddenly, Tom, with an impish grin, shouted, "Anything you like, he can't give you a hand!" The crowd erupted in laughter, and even Mr. Webster couldn't resist a chuckle. Tom may have been armless, but his humor certainly had the audience wrapped around his finger.
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In the bustling city of Jesterville, the annual Carnival of Comedy was in full swing. The highlight of the event was a mime named Charlie, known for his silent yet hilarious performances. One day, as Charlie was preparing for his act, he faced an unexpected wardrobe malfunction. The sleeves of his striped shirt got caught in the carnival machinery, leaving him without arms just minutes before his grand performance. Undeterred, Charlie decided to proceed with his routine, employing exaggerated facial expressions and dynamic body movements. The audience, initially perplexed, soon erupted into fits of laughter. A little girl in the front row turned to her mom and asked, "What do you call a guy with no arms?" Without missing a beat, her mom replied, "A mime-possibility!" The entire crowd burst into applause, and Charlie took a bow—proving that humor could triumph over wardrobe malfunctions.
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You know, the other day someone asked me, "What do you call a guy with no arms?" I thought about it for a second and replied, "An arms dealer on a budget!" I mean, think about it. He's got no arms, so he's not selling anything, and he's on a budget because, well, you can't really charge premium prices for armless assistance. It's a tough market out there for a guy without arms. Maybe he's running a discount, like a two-for-one special, but with no arms, it's more like a zero-for-zero deal. I can imagine his sales pitch now: "Buy one, get none free!
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So, I was pondering this question - what do you call a guy with no arms? And then it hit me, you call him the world's worst handyman. I mean, think about it. If you hire this guy to fix your leaky faucet or repair a broken chair, you're in for a surprise. "Hey, can you tighten that screw?" And he's just there, like, "Well, I can't, but I can tell you where the toolbox is." I guess he's more of a supervising handyman, directing you on how to do it yourself. It's like having a DIY instructor without the "doing" part.
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So, I got asked this question: "What do you call a guy with no arms?" And it got me thinking about high-fives. You know, this guy's version of a high-five is more like a high-nothing. How does that work? Do you just awkwardly wave at him? Maybe you give him a head nod or a foot tap? It's like playing an intense game of charades every time you meet. "Ah, he's going for the invisible high-five, got it!" And what about clapping? Is that just a standing ovation without the standing or the ovation? It's a whole new level of applause confusion.
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So, someone hit me with the classic question: "What do you call a guy with no arms?" And it dawned on me that he's probably the world's worst selfie-taker. I mean, how do you capture the perfect moment without any arms? It's not a selfie; it's more like a still life photo. "Here's me by the Eiffel Tower, perfectly still, not moving, just like the Tower." And imagine trying to get the right angle for a dating app profile picture. "Swipe right for someone who can't hug you but is really good at posing motionless!" It's a whole new level of Instagram influencer – the immobile influencer.
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Why did the guy with no arms become a locksmith? He knew how to 'pick' things up!
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I heard about a guy with no arms who joined a rock band. He really knows how to 'roll' with it!
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Did you hear about the guy with no arms who entered a dance competition? He really threw in the moves!
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I met a guy with no arms who started a gardening business. His motto: 'Blossoming without hands!
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Why did the guy with no arms start a band? Because he had a good 'beat'!
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I asked a guy with no arms if he could lend me a hand. He said he was a bit tied up at the moment!
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Why did the guy with no arms become a comedian? He had everyone in stitches!
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I asked a guy with no arms if he could clap for a great joke. He gave it a standing ovation!
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Why did the guy with no arms apply for a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough!
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I saw a guy with no arms in a pizza shop. He ordered a 'hand-tossed' pizza!
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Why did the guy with no arms become a chef? Because he wanted to 'stir' things up in the kitchen!
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I saw a guy with no arms playing the piano. He was really giving it a 'hand'!
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I met a guy with no arms at the gym. He was really getting a good grip on things!
The Plumber
How does he fix pipes without arms?
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His motto: "No hands, no problem – just a lot of foot tapping.
The Barber
How does he cut hair without arms?
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He gives a whole new meaning to the term "clipper kick.
The Magician
How does he perform magic without arms?
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His most famous trick? Making a deck of cards disappear... into his shoe.
The Chef
How does he cook without arms?
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His signature dish? The no-arm roll. It's all in the footwork.
The Pianist
How does he play the piano without arms?
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He wanted to be a conductor, but every time he raised his arms, it was more of a standing ovation for his effort.
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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A gourmet chef with a kick! Forget chopping, this guy's making salads with roundhouse kicks and flipping pancakes with his toes. Gordon Ramsay, step aside – we've got the no-armed culinary sensation in the kitchen!
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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The world's best juggler, but only with his feet! It's like Cirque du Soleil meets Twister – the guy's got a one-man show going on down there, and we're all just trying not to trip over our own two feet.
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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The real-life emoji – he's always throwing up jazz hands, but not by choice! Jazz hands are his signature move, and we're all just living in his expressive, armless world.
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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A standing ovation enthusiast! I mean, come on, the guy doesn't even need hands to clap. He's revolutionizing the whole applause game – just nod your head and let the admiration roll in.
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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A DIY expert – that's Do It Yourself, arms not included! He's out there fixing things with sheer determination and a tool belt that defies the laws of gravity. Who needs arms when you've got determination and a power drill?
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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The human selfie stick! He's mastered the art of taking photos from the perfect angle without extending his arms. Forget those telescopic poles – this guy's got the selfie game on lockdown, no arms required!
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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You call him the undefeated thumb wrestling champion! I mean, have you ever tried to beat someone with no arms in thumb wrestling? It's like challenging a fish to a dance-off – they've got the moves, but it's just not the right competition.
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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The master of the karate headbutt! He's got a black belt in headbutting, and you better believe he's breaking boards and stereotypes with that skull of steel. Watch out, Bruce Lee, we've got a head-banging hero in the house!
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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The undefeated thumb war champion – he's got the grip of a vice and the strategy of a chess grandmaster. You know you're in trouble when you see him wiggling those thumb nubs. It's like trying to outsmart a checkers player with a chessboard – impossible!
What do you call a guy with no arms?
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The ultimate hide-and-seek champion! You try hiding when you can't high-five your hiding spot. It's like he's playing the advanced level, and we're all still struggling to find good hiding spots.
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You ever notice that the guy with no arms always wins at charades? I mean, come on, he's practically playing on hard mode. It's like he has a secret advantage in the game – the ultimate mime master.
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So, I asked the guy with no arms if he ever gets bored. He said, "Nope, I've got a hands-free approach to life!" I guess he's living the ultimate wireless experience.
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So, what do you call a guy with no arms who's a chef? A "handless cook," of course. I mean, forget about chopping vegetables; this guy is a wizard at slicing through awkward social situations.
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I saw a guy with no arms at the gym the other day. He was on the treadmill, running like he was in a race against his own shadow. I thought, "Wow, this guy's got more determination than I do, and I have all my limbs!
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I met a guy with no arms the other day, and he was complaining about not being able to high-five anyone. I told him, "Look on the bright side, buddy – you're unbeatable at rock-paper-scissors!
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Ever wonder what a guy with no arms calls his autobiography? "A Twist in My Tale." Because, you know, his life has a different kind of plot twist.
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I asked my friend what he would do if he woke up with no arms tomorrow. He said, "I guess I'll have to embrace change!" Well, I guess he won't be hugging anyone anytime soon.
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You know, I was wondering, what do you call a guy with no arms? I mean, really, we need to come up with a term for that. I suggest "manual override" because, let's face it, life without arms is like navigating with a broken GPS – you're constantly trying to reroute!
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I met a guy with no arms who told me he's taking up painting. I thought, "That's interesting, how do you hold the brush?" He said, "I use my feet." I was impressed until I realized I struggle to paint a straight line with both hands!
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