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You know, the other day someone asked me, "What do you call a guy with no arms?" I thought about it for a second and replied, "An arms dealer on a budget!" I mean, think about it. He's got no arms, so he's not selling anything, and he's on a budget because, well, you can't really charge premium prices for armless assistance. It's a tough market out there for a guy without arms. Maybe he's running a discount, like a two-for-one special, but with no arms, it's more like a zero-for-zero deal. I can imagine his sales pitch now: "Buy one, get none free!
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So, I was pondering this question - what do you call a guy with no arms? And then it hit me, you call him the world's worst handyman. I mean, think about it. If you hire this guy to fix your leaky faucet or repair a broken chair, you're in for a surprise. "Hey, can you tighten that screw?" And he's just there, like, "Well, I can't, but I can tell you where the toolbox is." I guess he's more of a supervising handyman, directing you on how to do it yourself. It's like having a DIY instructor without the "doing" part.
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So, I got asked this question: "What do you call a guy with no arms?" And it got me thinking about high-fives. You know, this guy's version of a high-five is more like a high-nothing. How does that work? Do you just awkwardly wave at him? Maybe you give him a head nod or a foot tap? It's like playing an intense game of charades every time you meet. "Ah, he's going for the invisible high-five, got it!" And what about clapping? Is that just a standing ovation without the standing or the ovation? It's a whole new level of applause confusion.
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So, someone hit me with the classic question: "What do you call a guy with no arms?" And it dawned on me that he's probably the world's worst selfie-taker. I mean, how do you capture the perfect moment without any arms? It's not a selfie; it's more like a still life photo. "Here's me by the Eiffel Tower, perfectly still, not moving, just like the Tower." And imagine trying to get the right angle for a dating app profile picture. "Swipe right for someone who can't hug you but is really good at posing motionless!" It's a whole new level of Instagram influencer – the immobile influencer.
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