7 Jokes For Were So Poor

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Updated on: Mar 13 2025

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We're so poor, when I asked my mom what's for dinner, she pulled out a map.
We're so poor, even the ducks throw bread at us.
We're so poor, we have to eat alphabet soup with a fork to save on the broth.
We're so poor, our idea of a hot tub is a pot of boiling water.
We're so poor, we use paper plates as frisbees.
We're so poor, our mailbox has an eviction notice.
We're so poor, our idea of a luxury car is one with working windshield wipers.

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