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We were so poor that our family photos looked like a before picture for a "Makeover Your Life" reality show. Our couch was so old, it had its own vintage Instagram filter – #RetroFurnitureRealness.
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You know you were so poor when your idea of a gourmet meal was adding ketchup to instant noodles. Ah, the exquisite flavors of sodium and desperation!
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We were so poor that our house had a "No Solicitors" sign that also applied to mosquitoes. We couldn't afford bug spray, so we relied on our impeccable ninja skills to swat them away.
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Our TV had two channels – static and more static. If you wanted to change the channel, you'd strategically place the rabbit ears and hope for a miracle. It was like performing a sacred ritual for the television gods.
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Our car was so old that the license plate was in Roman numerals. People would see us driving by and think, "Are they on a historical reenactment tour or just really bad at budgeting?
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We were so poor that the tooth fairy left us IOUs. I once got a note saying, "Sorry, kid, the market's a bit tough right now, but here's a coupon for a free dental checkup.
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You know you were so poor when your idea of a treasure hunt was searching the couch cushions for loose change. Forget pirates and buried chests; we were in it for the pennies and occasional sticky candy.
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We were so poor that when we played Monopoly, we used real money. It wasn't for fun; it was just a strategic financial planning exercise for the future.
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You know you were so poor when your pet rock had a more lavish lifestyle than you did. We'd catch it sunbathing on the windowsill while we tried to figure out which bills to prioritize – rent or electricity.
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