5 Jokes For Were So Poor

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 13 2025

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The DIY Enthusiast

Fixing everything yourself because you can't afford a handyman
I painted my entire apartment by myself. It looks like a masterpiece if you're into abstract art and colorblind.

The Landlord

When the landlord shows no mercy
My landlord thinks I'm a great tenant. I guess he hasn't seen my balancing act of juggling bills.

The Grocery Store Clerk

Choosing between necessities and luxuries
The grocery store clerk gave me a sympathetic look as I was counting my change to pay for groceries. I told her, "It's not a financial crisis; it's just my new savings plan.

The Cable Guy

Deciding between having entertainment and having food
My cable got disconnected because I couldn't pay the bill. Now, I call it a self-imposed reality show. Spoiler alert: It's not very entertaining.

The Job Seeker

When you can't afford to be unemployed
I had a job interview at a restaurant. They asked if I had experience handling cash. I said, "Do you mean, like, holding it and wishing I had some?

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