7 Jokes For Ween

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Updated on: Mar 05 2025

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I wanted to carve a 'ween' pumpkin, but I couldn't decide if I should make it scary or funny. So, I compromised and made it a 'scary' joke!
I tried to make a 'ween' cake, but it turned out a bit batty. I guess I shouldn't have used flying ingredients!
Why did the 'ween' monster go to therapy? It had too many issues to 'mask'!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on 'ween' puns. She whispered, 'Sorry, they're all checked out!
I told my friend a joke about a haunted house, but it was too 'ween' for him. He said it was too 'ghoul' for school!
Why did the mummy become a detective during 'ween? Because it was good at 'wrapping' up cases!
I tried to make a 'ween' costume out of spaghetti, but it was a disaster – it was all in pieces! I guess I should have used a pasta-bility costume material!

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