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Why do witches use 'ween' brooms? Because regular brooms are too sweeping!
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Why did the ghost attend the Halloween party dressed as a hot dog? Because it wanted to be a weener!
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood-orange, but during 'ween, it's a scream-ween!
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Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian during 'ween? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the skeleton go to the 'ween' party alone? He had no-body to go with!
Ween Therapy
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So, I got a note that just said ween. Is my ghost writer trying to tell me something? Like, are they suggesting I need some kind of comedic therapy or that my jokes are in need of a ween infusion? I mean, if laughter is the best medicine, maybe ween is the secret ingredient. Doctor's orders: a daily dose of ween for a healthy sense of humor.
Ween Whispers
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I got this note, just one word - ween. I'm starting to think my ghost writer is like a comedy Yoda, speaking in riddles. Maybe ween is the secret to comedic enlightenment. I'll be out here, practicing my ween-fu, ready to drop the punchline that will make the audience say, That's the ween we've been waiting for!
Weenovation
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Got a note that just said ween. Is it a challenge? An invitation to reinvent comedy? Forget punchlines; from now on, my entire act will just be saying ween in different tones and accents. Who needs jokes when you've got the power of ween? My comedy career is about to be a weenovation!
Ween on the Scene
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So, I got a note that just said ween. I thought, is this a new slang term the kids are using? Like, Hey, that party was so ween! But no, apparently, it's not catching on. I tried it at a party, and people just gave me weird looks. Maybe I should stick to the classics, like lit or groovy.
Ween Cuisine
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I got this note, just one word - ween. Now, is it a cooking tip, or did my ghost writer just forget to finish the sentence? Either way, I'm now experimenting in the kitchen. Ween-flavored ice cream, ween-crust pizza—you name it. Gordon Ramsay would probably scream, but hey, it's a ween revolution in the culinary world!
Ween Dreams
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So, I got this note that just said ween, and I thought, is this some sort of new-age motivational word? Like, Embrace the ween within you! Turns out, it's not. It's just a misspelled weenie. But you know what? I'm running with it. From now on, I'm living my best ween life. Confidence level: Oscar Mayer.
Ween vs. Wiener
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I got this note, just one word - ween. Now, I'm no expert, but is that a noun or a verb? Like, are we talking about a ween or weening? I'm so confused. Next thing you know, people will be asking for a ween reduction surgery. Move over, hot dogs; there's a new contender in town.
Ween Wisdom
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My ghost writer gave me a note that just said ween. I feel like I'm in a deep philosophical moment here. Like, are weenies the meaning of life? Is the key to enlightenment hidden in a hot dog bun? Buddha might have had his Bodhi tree, but I've got my hot dog stand, contemplating the mysteries of the weeniverse.
Ween or Not to Ween
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Got this mysterious note - ween. Is it a code? A secret society I've accidentally joined? I tried saying ween in front of the mirror three times, thinking maybe it's the millennial version of Candyman, but all that happened was I felt a little silly. Next time, I'm asking for more specific notes, like jokes or funny stuff, because ween is not a lot to work with.
The Ween Chronicles
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You know, my ghost writer handed me a note that just said ween. I was like, is this a snack or a command? I mean, am I supposed to ween myself off something or are we going full-on weenie here? I'm just glad it wasn't a demand for interpretative dance because, let me tell you, my dance moves scream dad at a wedding more than anything else.
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