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Candy Shop Owner
Adults Buying More Candy Than Kids
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I had a guy come in and ask for candy that's good for his teeth. I handed him a toothbrush and said, "This is the only candy that won't cost you a dentist visit.
Haunted House Employee
Scaring the Tough Guys
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We had a group of friends go through the haunted house together. One guy was so tough until he saw his friend scream like a banshee. I guess being brave is contagious—unless you're that one guy.
Halloween Decorator
Balancing Spooky and Friendly
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My neighbor complained that my Halloween decorations were too scary. I told him if he thinks fake cobwebs are terrifying, he should see my Wi-Fi password.
Pumpkin Farmer
Squirrels Raiding the Pumpkin Patch
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I tried scaring away the squirrels by putting up a scarecrow in the pumpkin patch. Turns out, the squirrels aren't afraid of straw people, but they're terrified of my neighbor's cat. Maybe I should just hire the cat as security.
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