6 Jokes About War

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Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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Why did the bicycle fall over during the war? It was two-tired!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time!

I asked the librarian if they had any books on war strategies. She whispered, 'Yes, but I can't put my finger on them.

Why don't scientists trust atoms in a war? Because they make up everything!

I told my friend I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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