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Isn't it funny how in war movies, there's always that soldier who carries around a picture of his sweetheart? Like, do they really think showing that photo to the enemy will make them stop shooting? "Wait, hold on, guys! Look at this cute couple, let's call it a day!
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War is like the ultimate game of hide and seek, but on a global scale. And some countries are really committed to winning – they've been hiding in the Middle East for decades, and we still can't find them!
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War reporters are like the influencers of the conflict world. They go to the most dangerous places, risking their lives just to capture the perfect shot. Meanwhile, I'm here struggling to take a decent selfie without dropping my phone.
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I find it amusing how countries argue over borders. It's like a giant game of "I'm not touching you!" but with tanks and diplomatic memos instead of annoying siblings.
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You ever notice how war is a bit like a group project in school? There's always that one country not pulling its weight, and the whole world is just waiting for it to contribute something other than excuses.
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You know, in a war, countries send their best technology and weaponry against each other. Meanwhile, I can't even trust my printer to successfully print a single page without jamming.
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War is the only time when camouflage makes sense. Everywhere else, if you're dressed head-to-toe in green and brown, people just assume you're either a nature enthusiast or lost in a forest.
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War has a lot in common with laundry day. There's always that one sock that goes missing, and you're left wondering if it's plotting its escape to a more peaceful drawer.
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Isn't it ironic how in times of war, we come together to fight for peace? It's like trying to put out a fire with a flamethrower – the intentions are good, but the execution might need a second thought.
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