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The Gym Buff
Inviting a friend to a workout but they're more interested in taking gym selfies
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We were doing squats, and my friend goes, "Wait, let me change into my other workout outfit for variety." I said, "Dude, we're not on a fashion runway. The only runway here is the one leading to the weight rack. Get back to squats!
The Video Gamer
Introducing an older relative to video games, and they keep confusing the controller buttons
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I handed her the controller for a shooting game, and she asked, "How do I reload?" I said, "Well, it's the same button you'd press to reload a webpage, grandma. Just don't accidentally close the game; it's not that easy to reboot.
The Chess Player
Trying to impress someone with chess, but the date doesn't know the rules
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I tried to show off my chess prowess, and my date asked, "Can the pawns just call in sick and take a day off?" I said, "Sure, they can, but the king won't be happy, and HR in the chess world is ruthless. They’ll be replaced by ruthless temps—maybe call them checkmate mates.
The Chef
Trying to cook a romantic dinner together, but the other person is a kitchen disaster
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I handed my date the salt, and they asked, "Is this sugar?" I said, "No, it's not a dessert; we're not making a cake. Unless you want to sweeten up that spaghetti sauce, put the sugar down and step away from the kitchen!
The Board Game Enthusiast
Playing a board game with a friend who takes every rule way too seriously
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I played a card that said "Draw 4" in Uno, and my friend said, "Hold on, we need to call a UN meeting to discuss the legality of this move." I was like, "Is this Uno or international diplomacy? I just wanted you to draw four cards, not sign a peace treaty!
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