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Why did the wannabe gangster open a bakery? He wanted to make some dough before making trouble!
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Why did the wannabe gangster become a gardener? He wanted to plant some roots before he became a thug!
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What do you call a wannabe gangster who’s also a musician? A rapscallion!
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Why did the wannabe gangster carry a ladder? He wanted to take his crime to the next level!
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Why did the wannabe gangster join a band? He wanted to be a part of the criminal notes!
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What did the wannabe gangster say to the vegetable? ‘Lettuce be friends, or I’ll squash you!’
Faux Mobsters
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You know you're not a real gangster when the toughest thing you've ever done is argue with the barista about your almond milk latte.
Keyboard Warriors
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These guys talk a big game online, but in person? They'd run from a chihuahua with attitude.
Gangster's Paradise
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Wanna-be gangsters in the suburbs are just living in a Gangster's Paradise where the biggest threat is a parking ticket.
Wanna-Be Gangsters
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You ever see those guys in the club wearing sunglasses at night, thinking they're in a music video? Buddy, this isn't The Sopranos, it's The Soap Operas starring you.
Tough Talkers
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Wanna-be gangsters always talk about making moves. Bro, the only move you're making is from your mom's basement to the couch.
Bandana Bandits
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You're not fooling anyone with that bandana. The only thing you're rebelling against is your bedtime.
Bad Boys, No Toys
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These guys think they're so hardcore, but the only thing they're threatening is the line at the local ice cream truck.
Criminal Dilemmas
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Wanna-be gangsters posting about holding it down. Yeah, you're holding down the couch while binge-watching crime shows, congrats.
Thug Life?
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If your idea of gangster is blasting Taylor Swift with your windows down, then Houston, we have a problem.
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