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Walk the plank" – the only maritime tradition that makes you question both your life choices and your ability to swim. Forget about the plank, can someone throw me a lifebuoy and a GPS?
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I went on a cruise recently, and they had this activity called "walk the plank." I was expecting a thrilling adventure, but it turns out it was just a glass-bottom bridge hanging over the ocean. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my planks without a safety net.
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Have you ever been stuck in a long, boring meeting and thought, "I wish I could just walk the plank out of here"? If only office buildings had trapdoors leading to shark-infested waters, maybe meetings would be a lot more efficient.
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I tried incorporating "walk the plank" into my morning routine, but my neighbors weren't too thrilled about me installing a plank off my balcony. Now I'm not only late for work, but I also have to deal with the homeowner's association.
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Walking the plank is like the original reality TV show. Can you imagine pirates with their own version of a confessional booth? "Arr, Captain Hook stole me rum again, and I just can't stand it! #PirateProblems.
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Walk the plank" – because sometimes, taking the stairs or the elevator is just too mainstream. If your daily commute doesn't involve crossing a precarious wooden board, are you even living life on the edge?
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I suggested "walk the plank" as a team-building exercise at the office. HR wasn't too keen on the idea, but I argued that it would really help us identify who's committed to the company. Turns out, they're more into trust falls. Less wet paperwork, I guess.
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You ever notice how "walk the plank" sounds like the world's worst team-building exercise? I can imagine my boss saying, "Alright, team, to improve communication, we're going to walk the plank together. Don't worry, it's just a metaphor... I think.
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I recently tried to spice up my daily routine by telling myself, "Today, I'm going to walk the plank of productivity!" Turns out, my plank was just the narrow sidewalk next to a busy road. I may not have encountered pirates, but dodging traffic felt just as adventurous.
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