7 Jokes For Video Rental

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Updated on: Aug 29 2024

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Why did the VHS tape refuse to play? It said, 'I'm tired of being re-wound!'
I asked for a comedy, but they gave me a horror movie. I guess you could say it was a 'laugh-ter' mix-up!
Why did the VHS tape break up with the DVD? It said, 'You're too disc-tracting!'
Why was the movie rental store haunted? Because it had too many 'shriek-quels'!
I rented a horror movie and fell asleep. It was a real snooze-fest, but the late fees were terrifying!
Why was the movie rental store always calm? Because it had a 'reel' relaxing atmosphere!
Why did the VHS tape refuse to party with the Blu-ray? It said, 'You're too high-definition for me!'

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