8 Jokes For Video Rental

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Updated on: Aug 29 2024

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I wanted to rent a movie about gardening, but it wasn't available. It's always 'out of seed-son'!
I used to work at a video rental store, but it didn't last. I kept rewinding to the past!
I wanted to rent a movie about time travel, but it was never in stock - it's always 'back' at some point!
I rented a film about a broken pencil. It didn't have much of a point!
Why don't DVDs make good doctors? They always skip when it comes to patients!
I wanted to rent a movie about trains, but they said, 'Sorry, it's on a different track!'
I rented a film about construction, but it never finished. It was always under 'reel' construction!
I tried renting a film about fishing, but they said, 'Sorry, it's off the hook!'

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