5 Jokes About Valentines Day Cards

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 03 2025

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The Overly Honest Card

Navigating brutal honesty in a love card
I gave my significant other a card that read, "You're the reason I check my phone during a romantic dinner." It's honesty in the age of technology.

The DIY Card

Attempting a handmade Valentine's card
Decided to make a pop-up card. It popped up, all right—just not in the way I intended. Lesson learned: origami and I are not friends.

The Tech-Savvy Card

Navigating love in the age of digital communication
Thought about sending an e-card, but I wasn't sure if my love was worth the 99-cent upgrade. Is true love measured in pixels?

The Perfectionist's Card

Striving for the perfect Valentine's Day message
Thought I'd write a Shakespearean sonnet in my Valentine's card, but it ended up more like a haiku. "Love is sweet, sometimes neat, oops, ran out of syllables.

The Procrastinator's Card

The struggle of last-minute Valentine's Day card shopping
I got my partner a Valentine's card that still had the clearance sticker on it. It read, "Our love may be on sale, but it's still a great deal.

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