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What did one tumor say to the other at the party? 'Let's make this a bumpin' night!
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I told my tumor it needed to exercise. It said, 'I'm already expanding my horizons!
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Why did the tumor become an artist? It wanted to paint a colorful picture of its life!
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Why did the tumor apply for a job? It wanted to make a career out of being the center of attention!
Tumor Troublesome
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When the doctor told me I had a tumor, I tried to keep my cool. But honestly, hearing that news felt like getting a surprise visit from your in-laws—unexpected, unwanted, and leaves you wondering how long they plan to stay.
Tumor Trouble
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You know, I was feeling a bit down the other day, so I went to the doctor. Turns out I had a tumor. And let me tell you, finding out you have a tumor is like getting an unwanted guest at a party. You're like, Who invited you? I certainly didn't RSVP for this!
Tumor Trials
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I swear, tumors have a terrible sense of timing. I mean, I'm in the middle of planning my vacation, and suddenly, here comes this unwanted growth, crashing my party like a neighbor complaining about the noise.
Tumor Tango
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I asked the doctor if we could name the tumor. You know, make it less intimidating. He looked at me like I'd lost my mind. But I figured, if it's gonna stick around, might as well give it a name. Maybe something like Larry, the Lump.
Tumor Tango
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So, I'm in the hospital, and the doctor's telling me about this tumor like it's some kind of uninvited tenant in my body. I'm thinking, Can't we just evict this thing? I didn't sign up for a roommate, especially not one that doesn't pay rent!
Tumor Tales
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You ever notice how tumors sound like something you'd find in a sci-fi flick? I half expected the doctor to say, Congratulations! You've got a tumor! We'll need to send you on a quest to defeat it, but don't worry, we've got popcorn for the show.
Tumor Troubleshoot
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My friends tried to cheer me up after the diagnosis. They said, Hey, look at the bright side! You could start a new trend! Yeah, because apparently, having a tumor is the latest fashion statement. Who knew?
Tumor Tension
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You ever try to lighten the mood in the doctor's office? So, there I am, cracking jokes about the tumor, trying to make the situation less heavy. But let me tell you, the only thing heavier than the news was the awkward silence that followed.
Tumor Troubleshoot
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Doctors and their medical terms, right? They make it sound so technical. You've got a tumor, they say, and I'm thinking, Great, just what I needed—a malfunctioning part. Can I get some tech support for this thing?
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