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The Paranoid Patient
Dealing with the paranoia of having a tumor
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The doctor said I had a tumor, and suddenly every little ache and pain felt like a death sentence. I stubbed my toe, and I was like, "Is this it? Is this how it ends? Toe cancer?
The Optimistic Optimizer
Turning a tumor into a positive life change
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The doctor said I had a tumor, and I thought, "Well, at least now I have a conversation starter at parties. 'Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I had a tumor?'
The Stand-up Stoic
Finding humor in the face of a tumor
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The doctor said I had a tumor, and I thought, "Finally, something to compete with my mother-in-law's stories at family gatherings. 'Oh, you went to Paris? Well, I had a tumor!'
The Hypochondriac's Nightmare
Dealing with a confirmed tumor when you're used to imagining the worst
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Hypochondriacs live in a constant state of "What if?" When I found out about the tumor, I thought, "What if I'd just stuck with WebMD instead of going to the doctor? Maybe I'd still be an alien hybrid.
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