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Doctors always use these fancy terms for tumors, trying to sound serious. They say things like "neoplasm" or "abnormal cell proliferation." I'm like, "Doc, just tell me I've got a rebellious cell throwing a party in there. Keep it real.
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Tumors are the overachievers of the cellular world. It's like your cells are having a meeting, and one of them goes, "Hey, guys, let's form a band!" And that one cell in the corner is like, "Nah, I'm gonna go solo and become a tumor." Way to break up the band, cell.
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Tumors are like the unexpected guests at a potluck. You show up with your dish of normal cells, and someone brings a tumor. It's like, "Come on, Jerry, we said appetizers, not abnormal cell growth. Save that for another party!
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You ever try explaining to someone that you have a tumor? It's like playing medical charades. You point to your stomach, make a lump gesture, and hope they don't guess "pregnant" because that's a whole other conversation.
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Tumors are the freeloaders of your body. They move in, set up camp, and expect room service. "Excuse me, body, can you bring me some nutrients and oxygen? I'm a tumor, I don't do chores.
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You ever notice how tumors are like the uninvited guests of the body? It's like, "Hey, I didn't RSVP for this growth on my pancreas, but thanks anyway for dropping by. Real smooth, body, real smooth.
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Tumors are like the surprise endings of life. You think everything's going fine, and then BAM – plot twist! Suddenly, you're starring in your very own medical drama. Spoiler alert: It's not the feel-good kind.
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I tried giving my tumor a nickname to make it less intimidating. I called it "Bob." Turns out, even a tumor named Bob can be a real pain. Bob just doesn't know when to leave the party.
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Tumors are like the rebellious teenagers of your body. They're just there, doing their own thing, not following the rules. "Hey, I know you said 'no growth,' but I'm gonna rebel and form a mass. Deal with it, immune system!
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