16 Jokes For Trudeau

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Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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What's Trudeau's favorite type of music? Liberal arts rock!
Trudeau tried to tell me a construction joke, but I'm still waiting for the punchline to build up.
I told Trudeau I had a joke about taxes, but he said it was too taxing to listen to!
Trudeau tried his hand at baking, but every time he made a mistake, he just said it was a 'minor flour'!
Why did Trudeau bring a map to the political rally? He wanted to make sure he was on the right side!
I told Trudeau I had a joke about international relations, but he said it was too 'foreign' for him!

Trudeau's Yoga Diplomacy

Did you hear about Trudeau doing yoga in the middle of a parliamentary session? I tried doing the same at work, but my boss just called it employee downtime and handed me a yoga mat. Now I'm stuck in downward dog during board meetings.

Trudeau's Wildlife Photos

Trudeau loves taking photos with wildlife. I tried it, and now there's a restraining order from the local zoo. Apparently, they frown upon selfies with the penguins. Who knew?

Trudeau's French Fluency

Trudeau is fluent in English and French. I tried learning French too, but now I just confuse my dog. He used to come when I called him, but now he waits for the English translation.

Trudeau's Apology Tour

Have you heard about Trudeau's apology tour? I think he's trying to set a record. At this point, I'm waiting for him to apologize for apologizing so much. Sorry for saying sorry, eh?

Trudeau's Hair Secrets

You know, Justin Trudeau has this perfectly coiffed hair all the time. I tried to ask him for his secret, and he said, It's a national treasure, just like me. I guess I'll stick to bedhead.

Trudeau's Winter Fashion

Trudeau always looks stylish in his winter gear. I tried to copy his look, but now I just look like a snowman who raided a thrift store. Who knew snow boots and a top hat didn't go together?

Trudeau's Socks Game

Trudeau is known for his quirky sock choices. I tried to do the same, but my socks just ended up arguing with each other. Now my left sock won't talk to my right sock. Thanks, Trudeau, for starting a sock civil war in my drawer.

Trudeau's Maple Syrup Obsession

I heard Trudeau is so obsessed with maple syrup that he puts it on everything. I tried it too, but now my toothpaste tastes like a stack of pancakes. Minty freshness, meet Canadian sweetness.

Trudeau's Budgeting Tips

Trudeau knows a thing or two about budgets. I asked him for advice, and he said, Just add a little maple syrup to your financial statements. It makes everything sweeter. Now my accountant thinks I'm nuts.

Trudeau's Political Bromance

Trudeau and Macron have this bromance that's the envy of world leaders. I tried starting a bromance with my neighbor, but he just gave me a weird look and said, We're just sharing a fence, not foreign policy.

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