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You know you're in Canada when even the Prime Minister apologizes for things that happened before he was born. Trudeau's like, "I'm sorry for that thing that happened in 1867. My bad, eh?
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Trudeau's probably the only person who can make a political scandal look like a fashion show. Other politicians are sweating bullets, and he's casually walking out of the controversy looking like he just stepped off the runway.
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Trudeau's bilingualism is impressive. Meanwhile, I can barely order a croissant in French without feeling like I accidentally insulted someone's grandmother. "Oui, I'll take the, uh, flaky bread thingy.
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I heard Trudeau does yoga. I can barely touch my toes without feeling like I've accomplished a major life goal. Meanwhile, he's probably out there doing a perfect downward dog while discussing economic policies.
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Trudeau's probably the only world leader who could lead a G7 summit and then effortlessly switch to hosting a cooking show. "Today on Trudeau's Kitchen, we're making diplomatic resolutions with a dash of international cooperation.
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You ever notice how Justin Trudeau's hair always looks perfect? I mean, does he have a personal hairstylist following him around all day? I can't even get my hair to cooperate for a passport photo, and this guy looks like he's in a perpetual shampoo commercial.
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I bet Trudeau's bedtime routine involves more steps than my entire morning routine. He probably has a dedicated team to ensure he sleeps on the perfect pillow with just the right thread count.
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You ever notice how Trudeau's speeches always sound so eloquent? Meanwhile, I struggle to explain why I deserve a refund for that microwave I bought that only works when it feels like it.
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Trudeau is like a walking fashion show. Have you seen his sock game? I can barely match my socks in the morning, and here he is, making a statement with his sock choices. I bet his sock drawer is more organized than my entire life.
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Trudeau is so photogenic; every picture of him looks like it's straight out of a magazine. Meanwhile, I take a selfie, and it looks like I accidentally opened the front camera while trying to unlock my phone. How does he do it? Is there a secret Trudeau filter I'm not aware of?
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