5 Jokes For Trudeau

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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The Tim Hortons Drive-Thru Mic

Trudeau's orders at a Tim Hortons drive-thru, as interpreted by the microphone.
Trudeau ordered a bagel with cream cheese, and the mic thought, "Finally, something with more substance than your speeches!

The Lost Sock in Trudeau's Laundry

A lost sock stuck in Trudeau's laundry, witnessing the chaos of Canadian politics.
Trudeau told me, "Change is coming," as he threw me into the dryer. I said, "I just want a mate, not political metaphors!

The Disgruntled Maple Leaf

Trudeau's policies seen through the eyes of a disgruntled maple leaf.
You know Trudeau's popularity is waning when even the maple leaf is saying, "I've had enough falling, I'm ready to rebel!

The Zamboni Driver at the Ice Rink

Trudeau's policies seen through the eyes of a Zamboni driver at a Canadian ice rink.
I told Trudeau, "Your economic plan is as smooth as a freshly Zambonied rink." He said, "Yeah, until you hit the cracks in my budget!

The Ottawa Pigeon

Observing Trudeau's speeches from the perspective of a pigeon in Ottawa.
Trudeau's promises are like breadcrumbs to pigeons—just enough to keep us hanging around but never a full meal. I call it the "avian filibuster.

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