8 Jokes For Trophy Wife

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Updated on: Dec 15 2024

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Being a trophy wife is like a soufflé - looks impressive, but it might collapse under pressure!
I told my wife she should be a trophy wife. She agreed, but only if it comes with a participation trophy.
Why did the trophy wife bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the trophy wife say when her husband asked if she wanted to go on a date? 'I'm already a winner, darling!
Why did the trophy wife become a detective? She was always good at finding rich clues!
Why did the trophy wife enroll in an acting class? She wanted to perfect her 'surprised by the credit card bill' performance!
I asked my trophy wife if she could do magic. She said, 'Sure, watch me turn this shopping spree into an investment!
What's a trophy wife's favorite game? Monopoly, because she gets to buy everything without using her own money!

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