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Why did the trophy wife break up with the dictionary? She found it too thesaurus-ing!
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Why did the trophy wife become a chef? She wanted to whip up some trophy-winning meals!
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What do you call a trophy wife who plays hide and seek? Disappearing assets!
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Why did the trophy wife bring a pencil to the party? In case she wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the trophy wife bring a mirror to the date? To reflect on her success, of course!
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Why did the trophy wife go to space? She wanted to see if there was life with a better credit score!
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You know, I always wondered about the term trophy wife. Are we supposed to put them on a pedestal or a shelf? Because every time I tried displaying my wife on a shelf, she'd give me this look like, Honey, I'm not a fancy vase!
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I told my friends I have a trophy wife. They were like, Wow, that's impressive! Yeah, until they found out she's more of a participation ribbon. You know, the kind you get just for showing up? Turns out, she showed up and never left!
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You know, they say behind every successful man is a trophy wife. Well, mine's more like a whole trophy shelf! I've got trophies for Best Dad Joke, Most Creative Excuse for Being Late, and the grand prize, Surviving Marriage!
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I married a trophy wife, but she's more like a participation award with an advanced degree in sarcasm. She doesn't just sit there and look pretty; she's got a PhD in eye rolls and a black belt in wit.
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I married a trophy wife, and let me tell you, she's the only trophy I've ever won in my life. Which means I’ve got a lifetime subscription to proving I deserve it! It's like being in a never-ending contest called Earn Your Wife's Approval.
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They say a trophy wife is a symbol of success. Well, if that's true, then I must be the reigning champion of Accidentally Impressing Someone Enough to Marry Me! It's like winning an award for a performance you didn't even know you were giving.
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Having a trophy wife is like having a Ferrari in the garage. Looks great from the outside, but you realize it comes with a maintenance manual longer than a Tolkien novel. And don't even get me started on the insurance!
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I married a trophy wife. Well, more like a participation trophy. She's always participating in everything—my business, my decisions, my wardrobe choices. It's like having my own personal life coach, except she's coaching me from the sidelines while I try to pick out socks in the morning!
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Marriage is like winning a trophy, right? Well, let me tell you, my trophy wife is more like a participation plaque. You get it, put it up on the wall, and every day you walk past it thinking, Huh, didn't know I signed up for this competition!
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