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I asked a guy with a trophy wife what the secret to a happy marriage was. He said, "Well, it's simple. Just remember, behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes at his jokes." I guess that's the real key to marital bliss!
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You ever hear the term "trophy wife"? I mean, is that a compliment or a participation award? "Congratulations, you won at life, here's your shiny spouse!
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I overheard a conversation about trophy wives, and someone said they're like fine wine—they get better with time. I thought, "Do they also come with a suggested serving temperature, or is that just for the wine?
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I saw a couple where the husband referred to his wife as a trophy. I thought, "I hope he doesn't have a man cave, or she might end up next to the signed football and the vintage beer can collection.
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Trophies are usually for achievements, right? So, is the trophy wife an achievement or just a really expensive collectible? Like, do you get a discount if you've already won a Nobel Prize?
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I was at a party the other day, and there was this guy with a trophy wife. I asked him if he ever worries about her being stolen. He said, "Nah, I keep her on the shelf, next to the golf trophies and my high school basketball medal.
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So, trophy wives... are they like living room decorations? You dust them off occasionally, show them off to your friends, and hope they don't lose value over the years?
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I asked my friend with a trophy wife how he landed her. He said, "It's all about strategy, buddy. I took her to a fancy restaurant, and when she went to the bathroom, I swapped our dessert plates. Now that's what I call a winning move!
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I met a guy who proudly introduced his wife as his trophy wife. I couldn't help but wonder if she comes with an instruction manual and a warranty. "Warning: may lose shine over time; polishing required.
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