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Why do mummies never take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
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Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating with a marker? It wanted to draw some attention!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful trick-or-treater? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the ghost break up with the werewolf? He couldn't handle the howling romance!
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Trick-or-treating is the only time when you judge your neighbors based on the quality of the candy they give out. If you're handing out raisins, you're basically saying, I'm here to ruin your night and your dental health.
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I love the concept of trick-or-treating. It's the only time of the year when you can demand something from your neighbors and not be considered rude. Give me candy or prepare for the consequences!
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I tried a new approach to trick-or-treating this year. I dressed up as a bill collector. You should have seen the fear in people's eyes when I knocked on their doors. They were like, Take the candy, just don't repo my chocolate stash!
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I decided to combine my love for fitness with Halloween. I went trick-or-treating on a treadmill this year. The candy basket is on the front, and I just run to the houses on Netflix. It's called speed-eating.
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Trick-or-treating in the digital age is different. Kids nowadays just send each other candy emojis and expect the real thing to magically appear at their doorstep. I miss the good ol' days when we had to work for our sugar rush.
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I decided to spice up Halloween this year by giving out trick coupons instead of treats. The kids were not impressed. I thought I was being clever until a group of eight-year-olds started chanting, Egg his house! Egg his house!
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Trick-or-treating is like a negotiation with your neighbors. You approach their door, they open it, and you give them the ultimatum: Treat or face the wrath of my questionable dance moves on your doorstep.
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You know, I tried trick-or-treating as an adult. Yeah, turns out, when you're not in a cute costume and you knock on people's doors asking for candy, it's not festive anymore. It's just suspicious.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a successful Halloween is not having to buy candy for trick-or-treaters because you turned off all the lights and pretended not to be home. Ah, the sweet sound of silence.
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