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The Parental Candy Tax Collector
When parents claim a percentage of their kids' candy haul as a "parental tax" for driving them around.
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My kids tried to negotiate the candy tax rate, but I told them it's non-negotiable. I call it "Parental Tax Inflation.
The Procrastinator Trick-or-Treater
When you wait until the last minute to put together a costume, and your options are limited to whatever is left in the clearance aisle.
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I waited until Halloween morning to pick a costume, and the only thing available was a leftover banana suit from last year. So, I'm the "ripe and regretful banana.
The Costume Controversy
When you accidentally offend someone with your costume, and now you're the unintentional center of a Halloween scandal.
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I went as a ghost to the party, and now I'm facing a cultural appropriation seminar. I just wanted to be a friendly ghost, not a Halloween controversy.
The Candy Trading Negotiator
When kids engage in intense negotiations for the best candy trades, turning the living room into a mini Wall Street.
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Negotiating candy trades is where I learned my negotiation skills. Forget business school; Halloween candy bartering is the real deal.
The Overeager Candy Giver
When you're so excited about Halloween that you give out full-sized candy bars, but your neighbors think you're just showing off.
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I gave out full-sized Snickers, and now my neighbors think I'm running a black-market candy operation out of my garage.
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