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Why do lawyers make terrible boxers? They always get into legal punches!
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Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? To take his case to a higher court!
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Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer? He was outstanding in his field of trials!
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Why did the judge always carry a pencil to trials? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
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If trials were a currency, I'd be the Jeff Bezos of adversity. I'd buy my problems a yacht and sail away from my responsibilities.
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Trials and Tribulations? Sounds like the title of my autobiography! I'm on chapter 37: 'How to Burn Toast and Survive.'
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If life gives you lemons, that's not a trial. But if life gives you lemons, a faulty juicer, and a broken sink, congratulations, you've just been promoted to the advanced level of trials.
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Trials are like the pop quizzes of adulthood. You're never prepared, and the only thing you've learned is how to panic gracefully.
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I've faced so many trials; I should have a loyalty card by now. 'Congratulations! Your next existential crisis is on the house.'
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Trials are like GPS recalculating – just when you think you've got your life direction sorted, they reroute you through the scenic route of chaos.
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I've had so many trials in my life; I feel like a contestant on a reality show, and the grand prize is just a decent night's sleep!
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You know, they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Well, I must be the Hulk by now because I've survived a buffet of trials – emotional, financial, and the never-ending battle with my WiFi connection.
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Trials are like the unwanted guests in your life. They show up uninvited, stay way too long, and just when you think they're finally leaving, they ask for a to-go bag.
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