7 Jokes About Trials

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Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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My friend told me he's going to court for overwatering his plants. I guess he has a sprinkler issue!
Why did the judge become an artist? He wanted to be fair and just draw his own conclusions!
I told my lawyer I needed a briefcase for my trials. He handed me my phone bill!
What's a lawyer's favorite game? Monopoly – it's all about buying and selling property after all!
I got a parking ticket while at court. I guess justice really does have a price!
My lawyer told me I should sue the bakery for making my wedding cake collapse. I said, 'I can't have my cake and sue it too!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a lawyer, and I can't make enough case!

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