5 Jokes About Trials

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Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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The Juror's Dilemma

Surviving jury duty
Jury duty is the only time where it's perfectly acceptable to say, "I'm sorry, Your Honor, but could you repeat the last three hours of testimony? I was daydreaming about pizza.

The Accused's Take

Trying to prove innocence
I told my lawyer I was innocent, and he said, "Great, we'll prove it in court." I thought, "Isn't that your job? Do I have to do everything around here?

The Judge's Viewpoint

Maintaining order in the courtroom
The best part about being a judge is getting to wear a robe every day. It's like having a job where you can pretend you're royalty, and no one questions it.

The Lawyer's Perspective

Navigating the legal system
I told my lawyer friend he should consider stand-up comedy. He said, "Why? I already have a captive audience in the courtroom!

The Court Stenographer's Dilemma

Keeping up with fast talkers
I tried to spice up my job as a court stenographer by adding emojis to the transcripts. The judge was not amused. 😐

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