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Toy drives have this magical way of turning everyone into a toy critic. "Well, I was going to donate this doll, but her fashion sense is so last season.
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Toy drives are like the Olympics of parenting. You compete to see who can donate the most impressive, educational, and least annoying toys. Gold medal for the parent who manages to part with the loudest toy!
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Toy drives always make me feel like Santa Claus on a budget. "Here you go, kids, a slightly worn teddy bear and a puzzle missing a few crucial pieces. Merry thriftmas!
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting part of a toy drive is imagining the joy on your face if you were still a kid receiving those gifts. "Ah, the nostalgia of someone else's happiness!
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I love the idea of a toy drive, but let's be real, it's just a socially acceptable way to clean out our kids' forgotten toy bins. "Oh, little Timmy won't miss this squeaky rubber chicken, right?
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The beauty of a toy drive is that it's the only time you can get away with giving someone else's kid a drum set. "Enjoy the noise, my friend. Merry Earplugs-mas!
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Donating to a toy drive feels a bit like entering a covert operation. You sneakily drop off the toys, hoping no one sees you, like you're some kind of festive ninja of generosity.
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You ever notice how toy drives make you question your own generosity? "Should I donate that old action figure missing an arm, or will they think I'm just passing along my childhood trauma?
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You ever notice how after a toy drive, your own kids suddenly remember how much they love their neglected toys? "Wait, Mom, you can't give away Mr. Fluffykins; he's part of the family!" Sure, the family that sits in the toy box untouched.
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