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Lazy Parent on Toy Shopping
Navigating the chaos of a toy store during the holiday season.
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I saw a parent fighting over the last Hatchimal, and I thought, "Is this really the hill you want to die on? It's a toy that hatches. It's not the cure for baldness.
Disgruntled Mall Santa
Dealing with kids asking for expensive toys during the toy drive event.
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One kid handed me a list longer than the Naughty and Nice list combined. I said, "Buddy, you're not ordering from Amazon. This is a toy drive. How about a nice board game or a teddy bear?" The disappointment on his face was like coal in my Santa soul.
Confused Grandparent
Trying to understand the latest toy trends for the grandkids.
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Then there's this thing called "Squishmallow." I'm not sure if it's a toy or a new yoga pose. I tried to squish it, and it just stared back at me like, "Really? That's all you got, grandpa?
The Toy Collector
Dealing with the stress of deciding which toys to part with for the toy drive.
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My friends said, "Just donate the toys you don't care about." But here's the problem: I care about all of them. They've been with me through thick and thin, even that weird dinosaur toy I won at the fair. It's a prehistoric emotional rollercoaster.
Overzealous Toy Store Employee
Trying to impress the boss by organizing a toy drive but getting carried away.
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My boss said, "You're really committed to this toy drive." I said, "Absolutely! We need to make sure every kid gets the right toy." Then he found me color-coding the stuffed animals. I guess I'm just preparing these kids for a future where organization is key.
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