17 Jokes For Toto

Puns

Updated on: Mar 30 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
Why did Toto go to school with a ladder? Because it wanted to go to high school!
What do you call Toto when it's in a band? Woof Floyd!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador with a touch of Toto!
What's Toto's favorite type of music? Rock and howl!
What's Toto's favorite movie genre? Howl-lywood classics!
What did Toto say when it entered the room? 'I'm here to paw-ty!
What's Toto's favorite subject in school? Bark-eology!
Toto's music has a special power – it can turn any gathering into an impromptu sing-along, even if half the people in the room don't know the lyrics! It's the universal language of shower singers everywhere!
Toto's music is like a fine wine; it gets better with age and pairs perfectly with a shower concert you didn’t know you were about to have!
Toto's 'Africa' is the ultimate song for testing your friendships – if they don't enthusiastically sing the chorus with you, are they even your friend?
Listening to Toto is like finding a hidden gem in your Spotify playlist – you forget about it for a while, but when it plays, you're like, 'Oh yeah, this is my jam!'
Toto's 'Africa' is the unofficial anthem of anyone who's ever pretended to play the bongos on their steering wheel during a traffic jam.
You know, Toto isn't just a band; it's also what I say when I try to call my dog from across the park and accidentally start a sing-along instead.
Toto - the only band whose music's so catchy, you'll hum 'Africa' for weeks, even if you've never been outside your bathroom!
You haven't truly experienced karaoke until you've seen a group passionately belt out 'Africa' by Toto, complete with questionable dance moves and air bongo solos!
Listening to Toto is like finding a $20 bill in an old jacket – it's unexpected, makes you feel good, and you wonder why you ever stopped wearing that jacket in the first place!
The only thing that unites a room faster than 'Africa' by Toto is a spider suddenly dropping from the ceiling – everyone's singing together while doing an impromptu interpretative dance!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Apr 04 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today