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Toto is also what you say when you're stuck in a conversation with someone who won't stop talking, and you're desperately trying to find a way out. "Oh, Toto, looks like we're not in the mood for small talk anymore!
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Speaking of Toto, have you ever noticed how dogs seem to have this sixth sense when you're about to leave the house? It's like they've got a Toto alarm system, and the moment you grab your keys, they're on full "don't leave me" mode.
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Toto was Dorothy's loyal companion on her journey, but let's be real, if Dorothy had Google Maps, the whole movie would have been about a short walk down the Yellow Brick Road. "Turn left in 100 feet, and you've arrived at the Emerald City!
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Toto, the notes say. Now, I'm not talking about the band; I'm talking about that moment when you're in the bathroom, and you realize there's no toilet paper. Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore, and I need a plan of action!
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Ever notice how Toto, the dog from "The Wizard of Oz," was just along for the ride? I mean, he didn't sign up for a journey to Oz; he probably just wanted some treats and a cozy bed. Talk about an unexpected career change!
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Toto, the notes say. You know you're an adult when "Toto" is not just a band or a dog but a code word for desperately trying to find a parking spot in a crowded mall during the holiday season. "Toto, we're not in shopping hours anymore!
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Toto, the band, gave us the classic hit "Rosanna." Now, every time I meet someone named Rosanna, I can't help but sing, "All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your face," and then watch them slowly back away, regretting their life choices.
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You ever type "toto" into your phone, and autocorrect decides you meant "totally"? Now your message reads, "I'll be there totoro." Yeah, thanks, autocorrect, I'm just trying to make plans, not summon a forest spirit!
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You ever notice how every time you try to remember the lyrics to "Africa" by Toto, it feels like you're on a quest for the lost city of El Dorado? I mean, seriously, it's like navigating a musical jungle out there.
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