7 Today Clean Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jan 27 2025

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I told my friend a joke about construction today. It's still under construction!
Why did the gardener bring a ladder today? To plant some high maintenance flowers!
I decided to clean out my fridge today. Now I can't close the door – it's on a diet!
I tried to clean my keyboard today. Now all the keys are sticky. Guess I should have used a Q-tip, not syrup!
I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to clean up my act!
Why did the math book look so fresh today? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the tomato turn red today? It saw the salad dressing!

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