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Why did the vacuum cleaner break up with the broom today? It felt they had too much dirt between them!
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Cleaned today, and now I can't find anything. I swear my socks are playing hide-and-seek with my keys, and my remote control is auditioning for 'Ninja Warrior'.
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Today, I decided to clean. You know it's serious when even my dust bunnies are packing their bags like, 'We gotta find a new home, this guy's on a mission!'
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I attempted to clean today. Let's just say my vacuum and I had a staring contest, and it won. Turns out, dust bunnies are pretty good at hide-and-seek.
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Decided to clean today, and I found things I thought were extinct in my house. Like, I uncovered a fossilized pizza slice under the sofa, and my dog is now convinced I'm an archaeologist.
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So, I decided to clean today. I found a shirt I thought I lost three years ago. I guess my closet is a time machine now.
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Cleaned today, and now I'm convinced my house is like a reality TV show for dust mites. They're probably giving me scores for my cleaning performance from the microscopic bleachers.
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Today was 'clean' day. My refrigerator is so empty; even the light inside is looking at me like, 'Bro, you need to go grocery shopping, or I'm outta here!'
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Attempted to clean today, and I'm pretty sure my broom and mop are having an affair. They keep leaning on each other in the closet. It's a real dirty secret.
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Cleaned today, and now my place is so organized, it's suspicious. I think my furniture is plotting against me, like, 'Who invited this neat freak?'
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